My second born son is 6 months old and up until the time we went on our Epic Road Trip to Florida last week, he was pooping once every 2 days. Since the moment we placed him in the car seat in the van on our way south, he has pooped every 3 hours AND with each poop, has blown shite out his diapers onto his pants/onesie/shirt. What great mystery of life has caused these three simultaneous things to happen?
- His digestive system kicked from 1st gear into a 5th gear we were unaware existed.
- His car seat cradled his bottom at an angle just so- so that every single fracking poop found an exit route from the diaper.
- His timing of pooping always occurred 20 minutes after we had just stopped for either gas, 3 year old potty needs, or food.
We have spent over 40 hours in our van over the past week and he has gone through no less than 10 outfits due to blow outs. I don’t believe in Murphy’s Law, but after the last week, I do believe there must be some great cosmic road trip poop law ruling his bottom on this trip. There is no other explanation.