My everyday clothing for the past six months has been exceptionally casual due to my expanding and contracting waistline, the general business of having a newborn, and the lack of time I have to spend on my appearance. I mean, I care about how I look but not enough to be uncomfortable in any way. I’m really one step away from pajamas most days. So those of you in need of style guidelines from a woman six months postpartum of her 2nd child, here they are.
1. If my jeans are roomy enough that I can’t feel my muffin top with every move and flexible enough that I can pull them over my hips without unbuttoning them, these are jeans that are a “good fit.”
2. If said jeans are on and my maternity t-shirt does not have poop, urine, spitup or breast milk stains, this is called an “outfit.”
3. If I have not only shampooed but also conditioned my hair, this is called “primped.”
4. If my nursing bra does not smell like breast milk, this is called “lingerie” and is appropriate for a date night out.
I went shopping at Macy’s recently for jeans, as my pre-pregnancy jeans are too small and no longer fit me, and my maternity jeans are too big. The experience was sobering. It seems there’s a difference between checking myself out in a mirror from the waist up after putting on an “outfit” as I’m running to catch a screaming toddler and actually being alone, viewing myself in a full-length mirror in a well-lit dressing room. Even though my maternity belly is no longer there, the rest of my body still looks pregnant.
I also found that my understanding of my own body was in a time warp. I had selected some roomy looking size 10’s and some slimmer 12’s thinking, “These are cuuuute. These will look great.” Not so. My mind had been fondly remembering the pre-baby butt, the pre-stretched belly. It became crystal clear that my brain had some catching up to do. Reality check: those 14’s are the only ones you will be able to pull over your widened hips.
Will she buy the 14’s? Will she run screaming from the dressing room? Stay tuned for Part 2 tomorrow….